Trouble in Blackpool Today

I was very disappointed with what I saw today in Blackpool. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty domestic - in front of loads of kids without a care in the world.

Suddenly, the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the Police.

Poor Copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man - but there was still a big fight and the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the Cop AND his wife!

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Then this crocodile snuck up and stole all the sausages!"


Te he Keith

               

 Good un Keithos!