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True Love

Post by Keithos on Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:55 pm

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!







The husband replied,
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."

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Re: True Love

Post by feathers on Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:56 pm

 

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Post by nickandchris on Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:51 pm

Ummmm, yes well...............********!

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