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Post by Chas Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:36 pm

You'll be glad to hear that we've gone straight
to the top of the stairs wherefore to wait
And we both now regret
As we try to forget
and others' tempers begin to abate.



Could we be treated worse, were we bankers?
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Post by Guest Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:43 pm

Could we be treated worse, were we bankers?
They cart all their dosh home in tankers

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Post by Chas Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:37 pm

Could we be treated worse, were we bankers?
They cart all their dosh home in tankers
And when they get bonuses
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Post by kidder Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:04 pm

Could we be treated worse, were we bankers?
They cart all their dosh home in tankers
And when they get bonuses
They buy pictures of Kotsonis's
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Post by Chas Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:05 pm

Could we be treated worse, were we bankers?
They cart all their dosh home in tankers
And when they get bonuses
They buy pictures of Kotsonis'sLimericks Self_portrait
Perhaps they are not complete waplonkers




Fyfe Robertson once asked "What is art?"
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Post by feathers Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:00 pm

Fyfe Robertson once asked "What is art?"
Monet, Renoir, Cezanne....can you tell them apart?
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Post by VickyS Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:02 pm

Fyfe Robertson once asked "What is art?"
Monet, Renoir, Cezanne....can you tell them apart?
All three are great masters

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Post by Chas Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:30 pm

Fyfe Robertson once asked "What is art?"
Monet, Renoir, Cezanne....can you tell them apart?
All three are great masters
Bought by Rothschilds and Astors
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Post by feathers Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:53 pm

Fyfe Robertson once asked "What is art?"
Monet, Renoir, Cezanne....can you tell them apart?
All three are great masters
Bought by Rothschilds and Astors
They really are close to my heart.

I love all those vague waterlilies
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Post by kidder Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:54 pm

I love all those vague waterlilies
And the gas works of my uncle Billy's
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Post by Chas Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:49 am

I love all those vague waterlilies
And the gas works of my uncle Billy's
No! Wait! That was by Lowry
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Post by Guest Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:40 pm

I love all those vague waterlilies
And the gas works of my uncle Billy's
No! Wait! That was by Lowry

Whose style wasn't flowery

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Post by feathers Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:47 pm

I love all those vague waterlilies
And the gas works of my uncle Billy's
No! Wait! That was by Lowry
Whose style wasn't flowery
Matchstick men? They just give me the willies!


Much cooler are Rubens' Three Graces
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Post by Chas Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:47 pm

Much cooler are Rubens' Three Graces
With their "lived in" bodies and faces
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Post by Guest Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:41 pm

Much cooler are Rubens' Three Graces
With their "lived in" bodies and faces
They're rather rotund

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Post by Susie Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:09 pm

Much cooler are Rubens' Three Graces
With their "lived in" bodies and faces
They're rather rotund
Not at all moribund

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Post by Chas Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:16 pm

Much cooler are Rubens' Three Graces
With their "lived in" bodies and faces
They're rather rotund
Not at all moribund
With them I could really go places!
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I prefer women who're built for comfort
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Post by Guest Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:48 pm

I prefer women who're built for comfort
Like the Dowager Duchess of Beaufort

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Post by Chas Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:56 pm

I prefer women who're built for comfort
Like the Dowager Duchess of Beaufort
She's got a great chassis
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Post by Guest Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:36 pm

I prefer women who're built for comfort
Like the Dowager Duchess of Beaufort
She's got a great chassis
And her last name is Massey

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Post by feathers Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:23 pm

I prefer women who're built for comfort
Like the Dowager Duchess of Beaufort
She's got a great chassis
And her last name is Massey
Lives near Reading, with Richard, her consort.

Her main claim to fame is she's brainy
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Post by Chas Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:40 pm

Her main claim to fame is she's brainy
'Tho' her avatar's picture is grainy
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Post by kidder Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:50 pm

Her main claim to fame is she's brainy
'Tho' her avatar's picture is grainy
Her starter for ten
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Post by Guest Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:30 am

Her main claim to fame is she's brainy
'Tho' her avatar's picture is grainy
Her starter for ten
Wowed all of the men

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Post by Chas Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:07 pm

Her main claim to fame is she's brainy
'Tho' her avatar's picture is grainy
Her starter for ten
Wowed all of the men
Knowing "the Wolfman" was played by Lon Chaney!



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