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Post by Susie Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:04 pm

Three men were
Hiking through a forest...
When they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side,
the first man prayed
Needing to get to the other side,
the first man prayed
And he was able to
Swim across in about 2 hours,
Having almost drowned twice!
After witnessing that,
the second man prayed
'God, please give me strength
and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a kayak and
strong arms and strong legs
And he was able to row across
the river in about an hour
After almost capsizing once!

Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools,
and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!


HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards upstream...

And walked across the bridge…
Guys, if at first you don't succeed,
do it the way your wife told you!!!


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Post by feathers Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:26 pm

Woo hoo!!! Nice one Susie! A lesson  120352
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Post by kidder Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:28 am

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Post by nickandchris Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:19 pm

Well done, Susie!!

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