Are you a jigsaw fanatic too?

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Are you a jigsaw fanatic too?

Post by feathers on Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:59 pm

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have
a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."














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Re: Are you a jigsaw fanatic too?

Post by kidder on Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:38 pm

I prefer Honey Nut Cornflakes Joy. Much harder to fit together. Very Happy

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Re: Are you a jigsaw fanatic too?

Post by VickyS on Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:32 pm

Ahhhh...bless!

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