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Very Good Health Advice

Post by Keithos on Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:56 pm


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?


Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions,


We have the solution.

Ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately
and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who
wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing,
loss of money,
loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur,
table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can
sing.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you can
converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as many
people as you feel may benefit! Now just imagine what you could achieve
with a good
Shiraz . . . .

hic !!! Keith
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Re: Very Good Health Advice

Post by Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:00 pm

so true

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Post by kidder on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:14 pm

I'll drink to that Keith!! Nice one !

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Post by Lilian on Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:01 pm

Great!
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Post by feathers on Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:15 pm

Mmmmm....must try it sometime! Very Happy

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Post by nickandchris on Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:18 pm

I suffer from many of those side effects but somehow they don't put me off the next bottle or two......!!

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Re: Very Good Health Advice

Post by Chas on Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:32 am

Che...he...he...he...heers!

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Re: Very Good Health Advice

Post by Guest on Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:06 am

Excellent.

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