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Post by kidder Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:17 pm

Two country girls were discussing their previous night's dates.
Clementine said, "Oi 'ad a luvly toime laast noight". "Oooh! Go on"
replied Martha. "Well" said Clementine, " Oi went to yon cinema with Arnold Arkwright". "Oooh! Go on go on!" said Martha. "First 'e put 'is 'and on moi shoulder, and Oi larfed and Oi larfed" whispered Clementine. "Ooooh! Why were you larfing?" said Martha. "Well, then 'e put 'is 'and on moi knee,
and Oi larfed and Oi larfed" whispered Clementine. "Oooh! But why were
you larfing?" cried Martha. "Well, then 'e put 'is 'and down moi bra!
And Oi larfed and Oi larfed!" whispered Clementine. "Oooh!!, Tell me why
you were larfing!!" squealed Martha. "Well" said Clementine, "Then 'e put 'is 'and down moi knickers, and Oi larfed and Oi larfed!!" shrieked Clementine. "Oooh!", squealed Martha " But WHY were you larfing??", "Well," said Clementine.........................."The sweets were in moi 'andbag!!"
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Post by VickyS Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:37 pm

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Post by Guest Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:56 am

Hahahaha.

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Post by nickandchris Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:03 am

Jim!!!

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Post by Lilian Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:47 pm

Clementine and Martha 951955 Very funny!
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