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Post by Chas on Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:44 pm

Classic Cooperism.

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Post by Guest on Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:40 pm

I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".

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Post by Chas on Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:20 am

Nice ones .....

Have you seen the Dove for Men ad? there's another no-no .... they reckon you will not get taut, tight but soft, saggy, slack skin!

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:19 pm

I was sat on the bus this morning when i noticed the beautiful young woman sitting next to me was reading a book titled ''Strange but true sexual facts''. "Interesting?'' I asks. ''Yes'' she replies, ''For instance, did you know that the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world and an Irishman has the thickest? Oh, I'm sorry" she continued, my name's Helen & yours?" ...''Tonto O'Riley

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:12 pm

This made me Giggle.



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Post by kidder on Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:42 pm

Bl**dy great Richie. What a larf!

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Re: Daffy Duck

Post by saunders on Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:05 pm

Thanks Richie
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Post by Chas on Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:37 am

That gorilla rediscovered the schoolboy in me ..... cracking!

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Post by Lilian on Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:11 pm

Love it!
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Post by feathers on Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:48 pm

Brilliant!

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Post by Keithos on Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:12 am

Some beauts in there Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:52 pm


"TRADGEDY"

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.



The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".



One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."



“No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."



A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."



I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call great loss."



The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. “Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"



Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand...

In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."



Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"



“Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a accident either".


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Post by Lilian on Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:27 pm

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Re: Daffy Duck

Post by saunders on Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:43 pm

Good one Richie
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Post by Chas on Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:08 pm

Just the thought has put a smile on my face.

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Post by Guest on Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:58 am

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm,that includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment,the farmhouse and £22.500.500.00 in cash." The granddaughter, about to be rich, says, "oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, her granny whispered, "Facebook" ........

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Post by Guest on Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:22 am

Last Christmas I thought I uncovered a mass genocide of snowmen, it turned out to be a field full of carrots

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Post by Lilian on Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:51 pm

good uns!
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Re: Daffy Duck

Post by Guest on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:30 am

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of Swan Vesta's,his little face lit up when he tried to walk.. Unfortunately, I forgot to remove the sandpaper from the bottom of his cage.

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Post by feathers on Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:51 pm

Aw......... Sad

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Post by Guest on Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:41 pm


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Re: Daffy Duck

Post by kidder on Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:26 pm

A fine tribute to the fallen Ritchie, and very good use of Flash.
Thanks for the post and the reminder.

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Re: Daffy Duck

Post by Guest on Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:49 pm

kidder wrote:A fine tribute to the fallen Ritchie, and very good use of Flash.
Thanks for the post and the reminder.

Hi Jim

I wish I could spend more time on here but with my own forum and trying to rebuild the bungalow I moved into it is hard work...

The forum I run is nearly up to 800 Members funny thing is it was started as bit of a fun but soon turned into a place for Old Comrades to come throughout the World to chat and reminisce about their time in the Regiment.

I know that most on Stoupa Unplugged will have members of their family or friends that have served in the forces and just wanted to share our memories of our time in with all on here

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