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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:55 am

Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms-receptionist asks "il put then on your bill?" he replies, dont be stupid il thuffocate

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Post by nickandchris on Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:31 pm

Ha ha!!

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Post by feathers on Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:02 pm



Nice one Richie!

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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:06 pm

I was climbing the stairs earlier when I thought to myself. . .'Why dont I just walk up them like I usually do'

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Post by Lilian on Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:54 pm

And another nice one! Laughing
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:17 pm

I just love these little jokes

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.


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Post by Dawnie on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:36 pm

You been on the pop Richie
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:51 pm

Dawnie wrote:You been on the pop Richie

I wish Dawn I am up at 0515hrs walking the old dog before walking the working dog for another 12hrs

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Post by Dawnie on Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:59 pm

Its a hard life Richie
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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:32 pm

I tried that thing today at the petrol station where you try and stop the pump bang on what you want to pay, but let it go a fraction too late and it stopped on 20.03."Bo**ocks" I shouted and walked into the shop to pay."Unlucky mate" smiled the attendant Very Happy who saw what i'd done."Don't worry about the extra"."Cheers mate" I said as I handed him my tenner and walked off

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Post by Lilian on Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:42 pm

Love it!!!!
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Post by Guest on Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:12 pm

The SunToday's Page 3 beauty is 17 year old Penny (36-24-36) from Newcastle. She says:"Sky were right to sack Andy Gray. It's wrong for men to leer at young girls."

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Post by Chas on Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:56 am

Superb irony.

Thanks for that, Richie, it's put a smile on my face.

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Post by Guest on Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:25 am

I was sat on deck when one of the other people on the yacht approached me."So what do you do?" he asked me."I'm a salesman." I replied."What do you sell?"I stared at him blankly for a few seconds then returned to my stitching.

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Post by kidder on Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:01 am

Best one yet Richie

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Post by Guest on Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:57 pm

kidder wrote:Best one yet Richie


Glad you like it Very Happy

My mate on face book post them I think they are great..

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I was really drunk yesterday and decided to go visit my local zoo.

As I stumbled around I saw a cage with a beautiful white lion pacing up and down.


I walked over and said "I've just came from a pub named after you" And the lion stopped pacing and said "You've been to a pub named Keith !!!!"



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Post by VickyS on Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:09 pm

richie wrote:I was sat on deck when one of the other people on the yacht approached me."So what do you do?" he asked me."I'm a salesman." I replied."What do you sell?"I stared at him blankly for a few seconds then returned to my stitching.

Doh...I had to think about that one! Rolling Eyes

But it was worth it.

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Post by feathers on Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:47 pm



Keep 'em coming Richie!

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Post by saunders on Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:51 pm

Me too Vicky! Rolling Eyes
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Post by Lilian on Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:23 pm

A good laugh! Laughing
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:09 pm

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.

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Post by saunders on Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:39 pm

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Post by kidder on Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:42 pm

My neighbour asked me if she could have a skip on my drive. I said, "Help yourself love, you can play bloody hopscotch if you like.

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Post by Guest on Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:29 pm

I was on the street and this guy waved at me. Then he came up to me and said, "sorry, I thought you were someone else".I said, "I am".

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Post by saunders on Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:18 pm

Good one Richie
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