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Post by kidder on Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:50 pm


A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Tom, everything looks great. How are you doing at the nursing home? Are you getting on OK?


Tom replies, 'Doc, I am doing just fine. Marvelous place. They know my eyesight isn't so good so they have fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'


'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.


A little later in the day, the doctor calls the nursing home. He says, 'Tom is doing fine but I had to call you to thank you for going to the trouble of fixing the light for him. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?'

'OH MY GOD!' Matron exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!'

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Post by nickandchris on Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:13 pm

Similar things can happen when (alcoholic) drink has been taken, so I am led to believe (and old age doesn't come into the equation!!!!!!)

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Post by kidder on Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:27 pm

Yes, you have just reminded me of a situation Chris........................

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Post by feathers on Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:31 pm

Yeah, me too........ involving Pete, not myself, you understand! Rolling Eyes

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Post by Susie on Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:37 pm

I seem to remember my neighbour complaining about an incident with a wardrobe!!

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Post by nickandchris on Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:06 am

Wardrobes are very popular....

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Post by Guest on Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:33 am

And fireplaces, so I'm told......

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