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Post by Keithos Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:55 pm

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No sireee. . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Post by kidder Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:19 pm

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Post by Lilian Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:15 pm

Brilliant!
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Post by saunders Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:09 pm

Great! The Blind Cowboy 120352
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Post by Chas Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:25 pm

The Blind Cowboy Laugh .... but I can't work out why a cowboy would be down the Strand Road.
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