The Old People's Home

Christine loved whizzing around the old folks home on her electric buggy but some of the other residents didn't like it. One day she's flying down the corridor when silly Shaun steps out and puts his hand up, "Stop! Do you have a licence to drive that thing? he asked. Christine rummaged in the basket on the front and pulled out her pension book. Shaun inspected it carefully before handing it back "That seems to be in order, you may proceed" and he waves her on.

Round the corner grumpy Graham was hiding. He jumps out with his hand up "Stop!" He demands "Do you have insurance for that thing?" Christine rummages in the basket again and hands him her library ticket. Graham peers at it intently, looks up and smiles. " Thank you madam, you may go on your way".

Christine is just picking up speed again when naughty Nigel jumps out, stark naked. "Stop!" he cries. Christine brings her buggy to a halt. " Oh no Nigel, not the breathalyser again" she sighs.

Oooooh - naughty!

Nice one John. From your dad I presume?

Chuckle chuckle.......