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Post by feathers on Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:11 pm

They must stand upon their own two feet
And some challenges try to defeat
When beset by adversity
Whilst at university



Being the queen of "Trivial Pursuit"
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Post by Chas on Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:12 am

They must stand upon their own two feet
And some challenges try to defeat
When beset by adversity
Whilst at university
To graduate from that learning seat.


A basic "Pass" should not be the target


Being the queen of "Trivial Pursuit"
Is an honour I cannot refute
'Tho not keen on cheese wedges

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Post by feathers on Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:55 pm

A basic "Pass" should not be the target
It won't get far in the jobs market



Being the queen of "Trivial Pursuit"
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'Tho not keen on cheese wedges
And I much prefer veggies

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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:51 pm

A basic "Pass" should not be the target
It won't get far in the jobs market
Please aim for Grade A


Being the queen of "Trivial Pursuit"
Is an honour I cannot refute
'Tho not keen on cheese wedges
And I much prefer veggies
And fish helped my brains to take root!


Fish 'n' Chips is my favourite dish
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Re: Limericks

Post by Chas on Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:45 am

A basic "Pass" should not be the target
It won't get far in the jobs market
Please aim for Grade A
What more can one say?

Fish 'n' Chips is my favourite dish
With mushy peas, it's all I could wish

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Post by feathers on Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:40 pm

A basic "Pass" should not be the target
It won't get far in the jobs market
Please aim for Grade A
What more can one say?
Just try to show some kind of spark, it

Will prove that you're keen, ripe and ready



Fish 'n' Chips is my favourite dish
With mushy peas, it's all I could wish
For a Friday night treat

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Post by Weneki32 on Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:34 am

Will prove that you're keen, ripe and ready
Let them know that you're also quite steady


Fish 'n' Chips is my favourite dish
With mushy peas, it's all I could wish
For a Friday night treat
It's one you can't beat

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Re: Limericks

Post by Chas on Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:34 pm

{It} Will prove that you're keen, ripe and ready
Let them know that you're also quite steady
Not all weak and wobbly


Fish 'n' Chips is my favourite dish
With mushy peas, it's all I could wish
For a Friday night treat
It's one you can't beat
Wi't right cutlery, it's even right swish!

The national dish is that "tikka massala"

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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:15 am

{It} Will prove that you're keen, ripe and ready
Let them know that you're also quite steady
Not all weak and wobbly
Or "bitty and bobbly"


The national dish is that "tikka massala"
Which would work well to serve at a Gala

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Post by Chas on Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:39 pm

{It} Will prove that you're keen, ripe and ready
Let them know that you're also quite steady
Not all weak and wobbly
Or "bitty and bobbly"
Not "woolly minded" or "air head"y.

Analytical, decisive and steadfast



The national dish is that "tikka massala"
Which would work well to serve at a Gala
Of Eastern Delights

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Post by feathers on Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:21 pm

Analytical, decisive and steadfast
Not given to claptrap or bombast


The national dish is that "tikka massala"
Which would work well to serve at a Gala
Of Eastern Delights
On most Friday nights

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Post by Chas on Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:13 am

Analytical, decisive and steadfast
Not given to claptrap or bombast
Never sit on the fence


The national dish is that "tikka massala"
Which would work well to serve at a Gala
Of Eastern Delights
On most Friday nights
I'm with the Muslims, Praise Allah!

British taste is now, quite cosmopolitan

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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:50 pm

Analytical, decisive and steadfast
Not given to claptrap or bombast
Never sit on the fence
And spend wisely your pence


British taste is now, quite cosmopolitan
And our favourite ice-cream - Neopolitan?

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Post by Chas on Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:10 am

Analytical, decisive and steadfast
Not given to claptrap or bombast
Never sit on the fence
And spend wisely your pence
So, the masses you will flabbergast!

Always strive to be your own person


British taste is now, quite cosmopolitan
And our favourite ice-cream - Neopolitan?
As cuisine goes global

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Post by feathers on Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:46 pm

Always strive to be your own person
E'en if your fortunes should worsen



British taste is now, quite cosmopolitan
And our favourite ice-cream - Neopolitan?
As cuisine goes global
Our tastes become noble

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Post by Chas on Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:48 pm

Always strive to be your own person
E'en if your fortunes should worsen
So, defend your position


British taste is now, quite cosmopolitan
And our favourite ice-cream - Neopolitan?
As cuisine goes global
Our tastes become noble
But beware, lest of weight you put a lot on!

You'll have to trek off to the gym

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:05 pm

Always strive to be your own person
E'en if your fortunes should worsen
So, defend your position
Hold on to ambition


You'll have to trek off to the gym
And will return with aches in each limb

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Post by feathers on Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:27 pm

Always strive to be your own person
E'en if your fortunes should worsen
So, defend your position
Hold on to ambition
And end up just like Elle Mcpherson.

You may think that she's just an airhead



You'll have to trek off to the gym
And will return with aches in each limb
But it'll be worth it

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Post by Chas on Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:24 am

You may think that she's just an airhead
With looks that will "knock 'em all dead!"


You'll have to trek off to the gym
And will return with aches in each limb
But it'll be worth it
Despite pains like birth, it

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Post by feathers on Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:05 pm

You may think that she's just an airhead
With looks that will "knock 'em all dead!"
But her sharp business sense



You'll have to trek off to the gym
And will return with aches in each limb
But it'll be worth it
Despite pains like birth, it
Will help you to stay nice and slim.

What's more you'll develop such muscle

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Post by Chas on Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:14 am

You may think that she's just an airhead
With looks that will "knock 'em all dead!"
But her sharp business sense
Accumulated dollars and cents


What's more you'll develop such muscle
Gluteus Maxima like Edwardian bustles

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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:14 pm

You may think that she's just an airhead
With looks that will "knock 'em all dead!"
But her sharp business sense
Accumulated dollars and cents
And indeed she is very well read.

Did you know that she's fluent in French?


What's more you'll develop such muscle
Gluteus Maxima like Edwardian bustles
So head for those weights

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Post by kidder on Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:52 pm

Did you know that she's fluent in French?
Yes, she is a well educated wench


What's more you'll develop such muscle
Gluteus Maxima like Edwardian bustles
So head for those weights
Not drink with your mates

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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:43 pm

Did you know that she's fluent in French?
Yes, she is a well educated wench
She can model and act


What's more you'll develop such muscle
Gluteus Maxima like Edwardian bustles
So head for those weights
Not drink with your mates
But eat peas and carrots and brussels...

..."5 a Day" is good health advice

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Post by feathers on Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:48 pm

Did you know that she's fluent in French?
Yes, she is a well educated wench
She can model and act
Confidently, in fact


..."5 a Day" is good health advice
And so is brown bread and brown rice

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