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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:13 pm

We must put a stop to it now
Are you volunteering?...wow!
And I'm with you Jim
Can you keep up with him?

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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:21 am

We must put a stop to it now
Are you volunteering?...wow!
And I'm with you Jim
Can you keep up with him?
I'll give it my best, I avow.

We need to all march in the streets

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Post by kidder on Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:14 am

We need to all march in the streets
Hang on, I'll just fetch me sweets

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Post by Chas on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:27 pm

We need to all march in the streets
Hang on, I'll just fetch me sweets
I'm a sucker for boiled

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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:11 pm

We need to all march in the streets
Hang on, I'll just fetch me sweets
I'm a sucker for boiled
If we get embroiled

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Post by kidder on Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:02 pm

We need to all march in the streets
Hang on, I'll just fetch me sweets
I'm a sucker for boiled
If we get embroiled

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It's the first time I've ever protested

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Post by feathers on Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:56 pm

It's the first time I've ever protested
But the way things have gone I've detested

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Post by Guest on Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:08 pm

It's the first time I've ever protested
But the way things have gone I've detested
That vile little Osborne

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Post by Chas on Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:15 pm

It's the first time I've ever protested
But the way things have gone I've detested
That vile little Osborne
(On whom, we all pour scorn)

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Post by Guest on Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:49 pm

It's the first time I've ever protested
But the way things have gone I've detested
That vile little Osborne
(On whom, we all pour scorn)
Should, if things were right, be arrested.

He could stand in the stocks on a hill

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Post by Chas on Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:59 pm

He could stand in the stocks on a hill
(No, that's Harrow not Eton-my-fill!)

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Post by VickyS on Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:45 pm

He could stand in the stocks on a hill
(No, that's Harrow not Eton-my-fill!)

We'll pelt him with pies

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Post by kidder on Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:32 pm

He could stand in the stocks on a hill
(No, that's Harrow not Eton-my-fill!)

We'll pelt him with pies
And spit in his eyes

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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:34 am

He could stand in the stocks on a hill
(No, that's Harrow not Eton-my-fill!)
We'll pelt him with pies
And spit in his eyes
His discomfort would be such a thrill.

It's a fib that we're in it together

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Post by Chas on Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:55 pm

It's a fib that we're in it together
'Scuse me, I'm off, hell for leather!

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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pm

It's a fib that we're in it together
'Scuse me, I'm off, hell for leather!
I don't blame you, old mate

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Post by Chas on Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:54 pm

It's a fib that we're in it together
'Scuse me, I'm off, hell for leather!
I don't blame you, old mate
Are you slowed by your gait?

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Post by kidder on Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:51 pm

It's a fib that we're in it together
'Scuse me, I'm off, hell for leather!
I don't blame you, old mate
Are you slowed by your gait?
No, I'm just under the weather.


Just where were we going again?

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:34 am

Just where were we going again?
Somewhere to escape Osborne's pain

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Post by Chas on Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:56 pm

Just where were we going again?
Somewhere to escape Osborne's pain
Like the far side of Mars

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Post by Guest on Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:14 pm

Just where were we going again?
Somewhere to escape Osborne's pain
Like the far side of Mars
Are there plenty of bars?

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Post by feathers on Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:02 pm

Just where were we going again?
Somewhere to escape Osborne's pain
Like the far side of Mars
Are there plenty of bars?
Mine's an ouzo, if one of you's payin'.


I'll have it with plenty of water

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:24 pm

I'll have it with plenty of water
Are you quite sure you really should ought'er
(urgh)

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Post by Chas on Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:00 pm

I'll have it with plenty of water
Are you quite sure you really should ought'er
Dilute it so much

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:27 pm

I'll have it with plenty of water
Are you quite sure you really should ought'er
Dilute it so much
It's not very butch

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