Re: Limericks

by feathers Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:06 pm

There are many odd folk in this world
Some stand with a banner unfurled
And on Hyde Park Corner

by Guest Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:25 am

There are many odd folk in this world
Some stand with a banner unfurled
And on Hyde Park Corner
Like Little Jack Horner

by feathers Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:02 pm

There are many odd folk in this world
Some stand with a banner unfurled
And on Hyde Park Corner
Like Little Jack Horner
Rotten plums or tomatoes are hurled.

Some also throw eggs at MPs

by Guest Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:17 pm

Some also throw eggs at MPs
And often get punched to their knees

by feathers Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:46 pm

Some also throw eggs at MPs
And often get punched to their knees
Now they've voted in Ed

by Guest Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:49 am

Some also throw eggs at MPs
And often get punched to their knees
Now they've voted in Ed
Hooray, we all said

by feathers Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:13 pm

Some also throw eggs at MPs
And often get punched to their knees
Now they've voted in Ed
Hooray, we all said
The unions can do as they please.

We'll be up to our eyeballs in strikes

by Guest Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:43 pm

We'll be up to our eyeballs in strikes
That's for sure if George does what he likes

by feathers Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:50 pm

We'll be up to our eyeballs in strikes
That's for sure if George does what he likes
Saving on Christmas trees

by Guest Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:24 pm

We'll be up to our eyeballs in strikes
That's for sure if George does what he likes
Saving on Christmas trees
Bringing all to their knees

by feathers Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:26 pm

We'll be up to our eyeballs in strikes
That's for sure if George does what he likes
Saving on Christmas trees
Bringing all to their knees
So's to put the economy to rights.

We'll all have to tighten our belts

by Guest Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:14 am

We'll all have to tighten our belts
And watch while society melts

by feathers Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:45 pm

We'll all have to tighten our belts
And watch while society melts
No more easy handouts

by Guest Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:37 pm

We'll all have to tighten our belts
And watch while society melts
No more easy handouts
While the vile banking louts

by feathers Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:33 pm

We'll all have to tighten our belts
And watch while society melts
No more easy handouts
While the vile banking louts
Do just as they like with our gelts.....

Speculating with our hard-earned savings

by Guest Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:21 pm

Speculating with our hard-earned savings
Indulging each and all of their cravings

by feathers Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:05 pm

Speculating with our hard-earned savings
Indulging each and all of their cravings
Can't someone say 'Stop!'?

by Guest Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:29 pm

Speculating with our hard-earned savings
Indulging each and all of their cravings
Can't someone say 'Stop!'?
Won't be this Tory crop

by feathers Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:02 pm

Speculating with our hard-earned savings
Indulging each and all of their cravings
Can't someone say 'Stop!'?
Won't be this Tory crop
Don't the bank bigwigs hear all our ravings?

It'll take someone with guts to sort 'em

by Guest Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:37 am

It'll take someone with guts to sort 'em
And carry out a full post mortem

by kidder Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:19 pm

It'll take someone with guts to sort 'em
And carry out a full post mortem
But it's us'll be dead

by Guest Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:38 am

It'll take someone with guts to sort 'em
And carry out a full post mortem
But it's us'll be dead
While they stride ahead

by kidder Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:35 pm

It'll take someone with guts to sort 'em
And carry out a full post mortem
But it's us'll be dead
While they stride ahead
With nobody left to report 'em.

We must put a stop to it now

by feathers Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:51 pm

We must put a stop to it now
Are you volunteering?...wow!

by Guest Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:16 am

We must put a stop to it now
Are you volunteering?...wow!
And I'm with you Jim

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