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Post by kidder on Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:16 pm

Limerick rhymes can be wildly contrived
Many poets have contrived and connived

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Post by Chas on Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:19 am

Limerick rhymes can be wildly contrived
Many poets have contrived and connived
To observe the scansion

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Post by Guest on Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:24 pm

Limerick rhymes can be wildly contrived
Many poets have contrived and connived
To observe the scansion
From a room in their mansion
oh dear!

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Post by Chas on Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:56 am

Limerick rhymes can be wildly contrived
Many poets have contrived and connived
To observe the scansion
From a room in their mansion
But sometimes it all goes to pot and you wish you'd never begun the damned thing!



I've been thinkg about books this morning

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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:30 pm

I've been thinkg about books this morning
But for Camus one needs quite a warning

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Post by Susie on Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:38 pm

I've been thinking about books this morning
But for Camus one needs quite a warning
His deep thinking, in French

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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:51 pm

I've been thinking about books this morning
But for Camus one needs quite a warning
His deep thinking, in French
Can make one quite blench

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Post by kidder on Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:28 pm

I've been thinking about books this morning
But for Camus one needs quite a warning
His deep thinking, in French
Can make one quite blench
And bring on depression without warning.



Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.

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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:30 pm

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.
So I wrote to my Mum in a letter

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Post by kidder on Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:08 pm

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.
So I wrote to my Mum in a letter
She said don't be daft

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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:47 am

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.
So I wrote to my Mum in a letter
She said don't be daft
That line's just a draft

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Post by VickyS on Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:37 pm

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.
So I wrote to my Mum in a letter
She said don't be daft
That line's just a draft

You'll catch a chill, go put on a sweater!

Freedom's mine, now I have my bus pass

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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:00 pm

Freedom's mine, now I have my bus pass
You could go all the way to Madras

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Post by kidder on Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:11 pm

Freedom's mine, now I have my bus pass
You could go all the way to Madras
And buy a call centre

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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:47 am

Freedom's mine, now I have my bus pass
You could go all the way to Madras
And buy a call centre
Although, when you enter

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Post by feathers on Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:12 pm

Freedom's mine, now I have my bus pass
You could go all the way to Madras
And buy a call centre
Although, when you enter
The garden, please keep off the grass!

'Cos the gardener there, who's called Dick

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:28 pm

'Cos the gardener there, who's called Dick
Sometimes has a very big stick

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Post by feathers on Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:52 pm

'Cos the gardener there, who's called Dick
Sometimes has a very big stick
He shouts and he bawls

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Post by kidder on Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:59 pm

'Cos the gardener there, who's called Dick
Sometimes has a very big stick
He shouts and he bawls
At anyone who calls

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Post by feathers on Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:48 pm

'Cos the gardener there, who's called Dick
Sometimes has a very big stick
He shouts and he bawls
At anyone who calls
And may throw a stone or a brick.


So, keep out if you value your life

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Post by Susie on Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:38 pm

So, keep out if you value your life
Only one can handle him - the wife!!

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Post by kidder on Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:22 pm

So, keep out if you value your life
Only one can handle him - the wife!!
She boxes his ears

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Post by Guest on Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:09 pm

So, keep out if you value your life
Only one can handle him - the wife!!
She boxes his ears
And brings him to tears

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Post by Susie on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:36 pm

So, keep out if you value your life
Only one can handle him - the wife!!
She boxes his ears
And brings him to tears
Three cheers for the Trouble and Strife!!



There are many odd folk in this world

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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:13 pm

There are many odd folk in this world
Some stand with a banner unfurled

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