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Post by Guest on Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:23 pm

PMQs are his sticking point however
But with practice he'll show he's quite clever

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Post by feathers on Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:09 pm

PMQs are his sticking point however
But with practice he'll show he's quite clever
He'll bat his eyelashes

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Post by Guest on Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:52 am

PMQs are his sticking point however
But with practice he'll show he's quite clever
He'll bat his eyelashes
As the Coalition crashes

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Post by Chas on Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:07 am

PMQs are his sticking point however
But with practice he'll show he's quite clever
He'll bat his eyelashes
As the Coalition crashes
And cross-party ties they all sever.




'Tis the season of annual 'flu jabs

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Post by Guest on Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:16 pm

'Tis the season of annual 'flu jabs
All the patients our surgery grabs

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Post by feathers on Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:25 pm

'Tis the season of annual 'flu jabs
All the patients our surgery grabs
Now they won't get pig flu

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Post by Guest on Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:42 am

'Tis the season of annual 'flu jabs
All the patients our surgery grabs
Now they won't get pig flu
Coughs and sneezes adieu!

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Post by kidder on Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:32 pm

'Tis the season of annual 'flu jabs
All the patients our surgery grabs
Now they won't get pig flu
Coughs and sneezes adieu!
But they still may catch a few lobsters
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Keep taking the tablets they tell me

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Post by feathers on Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:55 pm

Oh dear Jim, you are a caution!

Keep taking the tablets they tell me
So that you're sure to stay cold-free

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Post by Guest on Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:19 pm

Keep taking the tablets they tell me
So that you're sure to stay cold-free
Are you sure that it works?

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Post by feathers on Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:03 pm

Keep taking the tablets they tell me
So that you're sure to stay cold-free
Are you sure that it works?
Yes, and one of the perks

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Post by kidder on Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:54 pm

Keep taking the tablets they tell me
So that you're sure to stay cold-free
Are you sure that it works?
Yes, and one of the perks
Is the pharmacist sits on your knee!


My headache has gone now, but it's left me

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Post by feathers on Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:02 pm

My headache has gone now, but it's left me
With a very strange pain in my left knee

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Post by VickyS on Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:27 pm

My headache has gone now, but it's left me
With a very strange pain in my left knee

It clicks when I walk

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Post by Chas on Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:27 pm

My headache has gone now, but it's left me
With a very strange pain in my left knee
It clicks when I walk
And stings like a stab from a fork

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Post by feathers on Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:29 pm

My headache has gone now, but it's left me
With a very strange pain in my left knee
It clicks when I walk
And stings like a stab from a fork
But I cannot afford the replacement fee.

Tomorrow I'm seeing the surgeon

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Post by Chas on Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:03 am

Tomorrow I'm seeing the surgeon
Whom I hope I do not have to urge on,

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Post by feathers on Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:41 pm

Tomorrow I'm seeing the surgeon
Whom I hope I do not have to urge on,
He'll see I'm in trouble

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Post by VickyS on Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:03 pm

Tomorrow I'm seeing the surgeon
Whom I hope I do not have to urge on,
He'll see I'm in trouble

And then charge me double

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Post by Chas on Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:30 am

Tomorrow I'm seeing the surgeon
Whom I hope I do not have to urge on,
He'll see I'm in trouble
And then charge me double
To subsidise eating eggs of the sturgeon.



I prefer my fish fresh from the sea

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Post by kidder on Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:48 pm

I prefer my fish fresh from the sea
On a plate with a portion of Brie

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Post by feathers on Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:45 pm

I prefer my fish fresh from the sea
On a plate with a portion of Brie
And some crisp oven chips

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Post by kidder on Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:02 pm

I prefer my fish fresh from the sea
On a plate with a portion of Brie
And some crisp oven chips
That slide over my lips

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Post by feathers on Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:11 pm

I prefer my fish fresh from the sea
On a plate with a portion of Brie
And some crisp oven chips
That slide over my lips
Such a feast as you ever did see.


I wish you could taste my lob scouse

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Post by kidder on Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:14 pm

I wish you could taste my lob scouse
Just hang on, I'll come to your house!

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