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Post by stoupaduck on Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:51 pm

Just got back from visiting my Dad for my Mum's funeral. Heard an amusing tale which has gone all around the home....

My Dad was being bathed by Adam, one of my dad's personal carers who also ran the bar for us yesterday - apparently Adam handed my Dad a flannel and suggested he might like to wash his own "crown jewels" - my Dad paused for a minute and said "I don't know about crown jewels, more like rusty relics" - the two helpers were then helpless with laughter for a few minutes.
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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:19 pm

I like a bit of self deprecation.

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Post by nickandchris on Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:30 pm

Yes, my dad can sometimes amaze us (he has a form of dementia)by coming out with some absolute gems in his "more normal" moments. Trouble is, he has forgotten what was said in the next few minutes. Rusty relics I love....

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Post by feathers on Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:04 pm

Wonderful!

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Post by kidder on Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:09 pm

Lydia wrote:I like a bit of self deprecation.

I do too Lydia, but it can be very tiring. Cool

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Post by Guest on Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:31 am

Oooh you are naughty - but I like you. Wink

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Post by Keithos on Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:16 pm

Bless him.

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