Limericks
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Re: Limericks
Is that a mushroom or toadstool?
Either would be, oh so cruel
Either would be, oh so cruel
kidder- Patriarch
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Is that a mushroom or toadstool?
Either would be, oh so cruel
For the place where it's growing
Either would be, oh so cruel
For the place where it's growing
feathers- Matriarch2
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Is that a mushroom or toadstool?
Either would be, oh so cruel
From the place where it's growing
A wild wind is blowing
Either would be, oh so cruel
From the place where it's growing
A wild wind is blowing
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Is that a mushroom or toadstool?
Either would be, oh so cruel
From the place where it's growing
A wild wind is blowing
To remove it we'll need a sharp tool.
I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?
Either would be, oh so cruel
From the place where it's growing
A wild wind is blowing
To remove it we'll need a sharp tool.
I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?
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I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
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I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
But please don't go near
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
But please don't go near
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I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
But please don't go near
Whence I discharge my beer
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
But please don't go near
Whence I discharge my beer
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I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
But please don't go near
Whence I discharge my beer
Or you'll vasectomise me instead.
I've never seen such a large adze
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
But please don't go near
Whence I discharge my beer
Or you'll vasectomise me instead.
I've never seen such a large adze
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I've never seen such a large adze
It's double the size of my dad's!
It's double the size of my dad's!
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I've never seen such a large adze
It's double the size of my dad's
It's heavy and sharp
It's double the size of my dad's
It's heavy and sharp
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I've never seen such a large adze
It's double the size of my dad's
It's heavy and sharp,
Coveted by Lars Tharp
It's double the size of my dad's
It's heavy and sharp,
Coveted by Lars Tharp
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I've never seen such a large adze
It's double the size of my dad's
It's heavy and sharp,
Coveted by Lars Tharp
Most wanted by all Jack the Lads.
It's fame had soon spread far and wide
It's double the size of my dad's
It's heavy and sharp,
Coveted by Lars Tharp
Most wanted by all Jack the Lads.
It's fame had soon spread far and wide
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It's fame had soon spread far and wide
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
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It's fame had soon spread far and wide
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
And on BBC news
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
And on BBC news
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It's fame had soon spread far and wide
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
And on BBC news
There was film of it's hews
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
And on BBC news
There was film of it's hews
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It's fame had soon spread far and wide
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
And on BBC news
They showed several views
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
And on BBC news
They showed several views
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Can't choose between those! Last line.......
Folks were so overcome that they cried.
They set up an adze-lovers fanclub
Folks were so overcome that they cried.
They set up an adze-lovers fanclub
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They set up an adze-lovers fanclub
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
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They set up an adze-lovers fanclub
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
And stroke it's keen edge
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
And stroke it's keen edge
kidder- Patriarch
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They set up an adze-lovers fanclub
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
And stroke it's keen edge
While their loyalty they pledge
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
And stroke it's keen edge
While their loyalty they pledge
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They set up an adze-lovers fanclub
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
And stroke it's keen edge
While their loyalty they pledge
And whilst dreaming daydreams in the bathtub.
Alas, the outcome of this story
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
And stroke it's keen edge
While their loyalty they pledge
And whilst dreaming daydreams in the bathtub.
Alas, the outcome of this story
feathers- Matriarch2
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Alas, the outcome of this story
Is, sad to say, extremely gory
Is, sad to say, extremely gory
VickyS- Matriarch2
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Alas, the outcome of this story
Is, sad to say, extremely gory
For the blade it did slip
Is, sad to say, extremely gory
For the blade it did slip
feathers- Matriarch2
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Alas, the outcome of this story
Is, sad to say, extremely gory
For the blade it did slip
Sliced from lip down to hip
Is, sad to say, extremely gory
For the blade it did slip
Sliced from lip down to hip
Chas- Patriarch
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Alas, the outcome of this story
Is, sad to say, extremely gory
For the blade it did slip
Sliced from lip down to hip
A tale never told on Jackanory
We need a new theme for the limerick
Is, sad to say, extremely gory
For the blade it did slip
Sliced from lip down to hip
A tale never told on Jackanory
We need a new theme for the limerick
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