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Post by kidder on Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:42 pm

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family, a weeping wife and four children.
Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic but, the fourth and youngest is small and ugly.
Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine.
I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
The wife gently interrupts him.
"Yes my dearest absolutely no question I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy.

The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

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Re: Deathbed

Post by saunders on Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:37 pm

Another good one!
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Re: Deathbed

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Re: Deathbed

Post by Keithos on Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:34 pm

its the way ya tellem

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Re: Deathbed

Post by feathers on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:19 pm

Love it!

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Re: Deathbed

Post by Lilian on Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:37 pm

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Re: Deathbed

Post by Guest on Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:14 am

hehehehe.

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