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The Black Bra

Post by Keithos on Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:32 am

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)



I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,


What's for dinner,Zorro?

Keith (I have never worn a Black bra, stockings or stilettos, but have been know to wear a mask)
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Re: The Black Bra

Post by kidder on Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:09 pm

Well, I think it is a good 'un Keith, even if no-one else can be bothered.

I have worn a mask at times too. Much to the relief of my grand kids

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Re: The Black Bra

Post by Lilian on Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:52 pm

Heard it before, Keith, but still think it's funny.
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Re: The Black Bra

Post by VickyS on Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:32 pm

Zorro!!! I like that!

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