Widdle Wabbit

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Widdle Wabbit

Post by kidder on Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:54 am

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks,in the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you have widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's
on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit,
or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, crosses her little arms,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

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Re: Widdle Wabbit

Post by Chas on Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:31 am

Oh, yeth it will ......... after a few dayth, anyway.

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