http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/-t1.htm Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:56:27 GMT 10 http://i29.tinypic.com/ouz5f7.jpg http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/-t1.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/why-we-should-not-flirt-t1093.htm Lydia A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:56:27 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/why-we-should-not-flirt-t1093.htm#53774 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/why-we-should-not-flirt-t1093.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/well-i-never-t1087.htm kidder
Indeed]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:00:27 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/well-i-never-t1087.htm#53613 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/well-i-never-t1087.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/oh-brother-t1080.htm kidder A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.' So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:15:34 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/oh-brother-t1080.htm#53397 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/oh-brother-t1080.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-best-looking-cat-in-the-world-t1070.htm kidder ]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:56:36 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-best-looking-cat-in-the-world-t1070.htm#53071 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-best-looking-cat-in-the-world-t1070.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/hell-explained-t1042.htm kidder HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:40:13 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/hell-explained-t1042.htm#51434 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/hell-explained-t1042.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/i-ll-drink-to-that-t1046.htm kidder Wine and Water To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Sat, 03 Oct 2009 17:13:13 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/i-ll-drink-to-that-t1046.htm#51499 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/i-ll-drink-to-that-t1046.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/custody-t1047.htm kidder A seven-year-old Salisbury, Wiltshire boy was at the centre of a city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Sat, 03 Oct 2009 17:30:54 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/custody-t1047.htm#51500 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/custody-t1047.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/oops-t1041.htm kidder I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to f.art. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:25:43 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/oops-t1041.htm#51398 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/oops-t1041.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/there-s-lovely-t1027.htm kidder
This is entitled "Welsh Pizza"

WelshPizza.mp3]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:26:18 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/there-s-lovely-t1027.htm#50322 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/there-s-lovely-t1027.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrnchrobwylllla-t1029.htm Lilian At the town of Llanfairpwillgwyngyllgogerychwyrnchrobwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress, "Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are very, very slowly?"
The girl leaned over and said ......."Burr....., gurr....king"]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:22:29 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrnchrobwylllla-t1029.htm#50374 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrnchrobwylllla-t1029.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-wedding-night-t1022.htm Lilian Paul and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon - so they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together. In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom if Paul and Mary are up yet. She replies - No. Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ? His mom replies - I don't want to hear what you think ! Just go to school. Johnny comes ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:06:13 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-wedding-night-t1022.htm#50134 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-wedding-night-t1022.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/women-s-corner-t1020.htm Lilian One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' Liverpool .' And they say blondes are dumb... A couple are lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' ]The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' 'It's just too hot to wear clothes ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:54:53 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/women-s-corner-t1020.htm#50051 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/women-s-corner-t1020.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/which-one-are-you-t1017.htm VickyS

http://www.spinnermusic.co.uk/2009/09/01/which-beatle-are-you/]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Sat, 05 Sep 2009 20:03:32 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/which-one-are-you-t1017.htm#49972 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/which-one-are-you-t1017.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/people-of-walmart-t1015.htm kidder ]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:47:13 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/people-of-walmart-t1015.htm#49938 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/people-of-walmart-t1015.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/a-wee-round-of-golf-t1011.htm stoupaduck ]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:18:16 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/a-wee-round-of-golf-t1011.htm#49850 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/a-wee-round-of-golf-t1011.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/how-fights-start-t1009.htm kidder How Fights Start My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ****************************************** My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:12:05 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/how-fights-start-t1009.htm#49764 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/how-fights-start-t1009.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/just-the-job-t1010.htm kidder ]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:16:00 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/just-the-job-t1010.htm#49766 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/just-the-job-t1010.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/play-your-cards-right-t1006.htm kidder HERE]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:16:35 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/play-your-cards-right-t1006.htm#49630 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/play-your-cards-right-t1006.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/holiday-clothes-t1005.htm kidder It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since my wife had even considered buying a bathing suit,
so she asked my advice.
"What do you think?" she asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," I replied. "You'd never get it all in one."
I'm having my jaw set tomorrow]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:28:07 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/holiday-clothes-t1005.htm#49436 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/holiday-clothes-t1005.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/ping-pong-t994.htm kidder The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:47:01 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/ping-pong-t994.htm#48846 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/ping-pong-t994.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/nymphomaniac-convention-t993.htm Lilian A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realises she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of Nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?". "Nymphomaniac Convention in Milan," she states. Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:11:08 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/nymphomaniac-convention-t993.htm#48838 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/nymphomaniac-convention-t993.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/a-new-way-t992.htm kidder Dear Unpluggers It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the forum have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-unpluggers. Due to complaints received from some unpluggers who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:46:22 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/a-new-way-t992.htm#48833 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/a-new-way-t992.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/galaxy-t991.htm kidder

Galaxy]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:17:20 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/galaxy-t991.htm#48796 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/galaxy-t991.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/for-joy-the-tale-of-the-lucky-duckling-t985.htm stoupaduck CLICKY]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:13:24 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/for-joy-the-tale-of-the-lucky-duckling-t985.htm#48471 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/for-joy-the-tale-of-the-lucky-duckling-t985.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/hypnotist-at-the-senior-centre-t981.htm Lilian Just had to share this one! It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light. Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:04:21 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/hypnotist-at-the-senior-centre-t981.htm#48204 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/hypnotist-at-the-senior-centre-t981.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/silly-rse-spoils-photo-t968.htm stoupaduck I'd been for a wander around Vivari, leaving Chris to cook on the beach, as I returned I saw she was just coming back from a dip, so no thought about composition, position of light etc just click away and see what happens. I usually glance round all 4 corners, before pressing the shutter release but on this occasion I didn't As I said - silly *ar*e The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:25:47 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/silly-rse-spoils-photo-t968.htm#47985 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/silly-rse-spoils-photo-t968.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/gone-but-not-forgotten-t967.htm Lydia Just been sent this: GOTTA PEE Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not w ant to ruin them. She ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:08:33 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/gone-but-not-forgotten-t967.htm#47903 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/gone-but-not-forgotten-t967.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/mexican-maid-t965.htm vince Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.' The first reason is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: ‘Oh!' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:58:33 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/mexican-maid-t965.htm#47893 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/mexican-maid-t965.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/nhs-stimulus-package-t960.htm kidder Apparently the British Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.... The Allergists vote to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:52:20 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/nhs-stimulus-package-t960.htm#47832 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/nhs-stimulus-package-t960.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/hitler-and-the-toon-t966.htm Lydia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrLSMQy35E&NR=1]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:49:05 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/hitler-and-the-toon-t966.htm#47900 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/hitler-and-the-toon-t966.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/simon-s-cat-t952.htm kidder ]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:10:21 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/simon-s-cat-t952.htm#47720 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/simon-s-cat-t952.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/god-said-t950.htm vince God said, "Go down into that valley." And Adam said, "What's a valley?" and God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river" And Adam said "What's a river?" and God explained it to him. And then God said, "Go over the hill." And Adam said, "What's a hill?" and God explained it to him. Then God told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave." And Adam said, "What's a cave?" And ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:18:49 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/god-said-t950.htm#47696 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/god-said-t950.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/in-the-lift-t945.htm kidder A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T -G-I-F!” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly. He again answered, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.” ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:29:04 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/in-the-lift-t945.htm#47566 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/in-the-lift-t945.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/vivari-verified-t936.htm stoupaduck



and this is my version taken last week


]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Mon, 27 Jul 2009 12:19:48 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/vivari-verified-t936.htm#47443 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/vivari-verified-t936.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/sick-man-t941.htm vince Sick Man... After looking for love in all the wrong places, a man returns from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the Hospital to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. No one is around but the phone by his bed..and it rings. "This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely contagious and nasty STD called 'G.A.S.H.' It's ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:48:47 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/sick-man-t941.htm#47519 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/sick-man-t941.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/which-way-to-heaven-t935.htm vince Which Way To Heaven... One day, a sunday-school teacher asked her students what they thought going to heaven would be like. Little Suzy answered: "I think you go up head-first, because your head is where you think about God." Then little Joseph raised his hand and said: "I think you go up heart-first, because God lives in your heart." Then little Tommy says: "I think you go up feet-first!" The teacher asked him: "Why do you believe this, Tommy?" ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:15:18 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/which-way-to-heaven-t935.htm#47440 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/which-way-to-heaven-t935.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/unplugged-with-a-view-post-your-entries-here-t933.htm stoupaduck
]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:58:02 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/unplugged-with-a-view-post-your-entries-here-t933.htm#47425 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/unplugged-with-a-view-post-your-entries-here-t933.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/unfair-t928.htm kidder Upper classes still being excluded from crap jobs by ‘glass floor’ A report published today has again highlighted the deep-seated divisions in British society which are preventing wealthy aristocrats from getting a fair crack at menial and low-paid positions. Despite the Labour Government’s claims to have increased social mobility, the report found that it is proving harder than ever for the moneyed upper classes to break through the ‘glass floor’ into exclusive minimum-wage roles ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:43:42 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/unfair-t928.htm#47294 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/unfair-t928.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/me-leg-hurts-t927.htm kidder Car-park survey reveals most people in UK now disabled A survey of parking needs at shops and railway stations has found that over 80 per cent of Britain’s drivers cannot walk more than five yards to a cash machine or shop entrance. The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:41:40 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/me-leg-hurts-t927.htm#47293 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/me-leg-hurts-t927.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/somewhere-to-go-in-times-of-trouble-t926.htm kidder ]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:34:46 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/somewhere-to-go-in-times-of-trouble-t926.htm#47292 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/somewhere-to-go-in-times-of-trouble-t926.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/selling-life-insurance-t923.htm vince Selling Life Insurance... Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction center, where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI). It wasn't long before the center's Lieutenant noticed that Private Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Lt. stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch. Jones explained the basics ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:46:14 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/selling-life-insurance-t923.htm#47179 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/selling-life-insurance-t923.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/three-dead-bodies-t922.htm vince Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector', says the Coroner. 'Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.' The Inspector asked, 'What ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:52:14 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/three-dead-bodies-t922.htm#47127 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/three-dead-bodies-t922.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/they-walk-among-us-t916.htm kidder A few answers from the brains of Britain UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals. Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is? Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point. Jamie Theakston: There's a clue in the title. Contestant: Leicester BBC ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:06:24 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/they-walk-among-us-t916.htm#46538 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/they-walk-among-us-t916.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-other-milk-t903.htm vince The "Other Milk"... The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary. Ummm... So far so good ...maybe......... But the exam demanded a four-part answer. ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:11:24 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-other-milk-t903.htm#46295 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-other-milk-t903.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/second-opinion-t898.htm kidder While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:00:13 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/second-opinion-t898.htm#46124 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/second-opinion-t898.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/how-s-this-for-feathers-t10.htm kidder ]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:36:12 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/how-s-this-for-feathers-t10.htm#17 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/how-s-this-for-feathers-t10.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/gift-certificate-t896.htm vince Gift Certificate... A married man was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it . . . she'll probably be thrilled." So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:07:40 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/gift-certificate-t896.htm#46111 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/gift-certificate-t896.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-black-hole-t889.htm kidder The Black Hole]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:47:00 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-black-hole-t889.htm#45713 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-black-hole-t889.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/ancient-history-t891.htm stoupaduck
kwik kwiz]]> The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:33:13 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/ancient-history-t891.htm#45777 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/ancient-history-t891.htm http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-eleventh-husband-quite-rude-t888.htm kidder A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' said the puzzled groom? 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?' 'Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. 'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and ... The Fun House!All the Games and Jokes in here Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:55:57 GMT http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-eleventh-husband-quite-rude-t888.htm#45710 http://stoupa.forumotion.com/the-fun-houseall-the-games-and-jokes-in-here-f3/the-eleventh-husband-quite-rude-t888.htm